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Monday, June 16, 2008

Apakah Kau Teman Sejati?

Are you the chosen one?

1. Menurut kamu, apakah yang paling penting dalam pertemanan?
a. kasih sayang
b. kepercayaan
c. uang

2. Sekarang lagi tanggal tua, teman kamu perlu pinjaman uang. kamu:
a. mencarikan pinjaman ke orang lain
b. memberikan uang seadanya kamu
c. bilang, "lunasin dulu utang lo ke gw."

3. Kamu lagi bete berat dan pengen banget jalan. Tapi semua temen kamu lagi sibuk. kamu:
a. memutuskan untuk jalan sendiri aja
b. bilang, "huh, temen apaan kalian ini?!" dan ngambek sampe 3 minggu
c. ikutan kesibukan temen kamu, daripada kamu bengong

4. TV temen kosan kamu diambil maling. kamu:
a. menawarkan TV kamu untuk dipake dia
b. membiarkan TV kamu dimaling juga, biar setia kawan
c. pura-pura ga tahu

5. Malem minggu kelabu yang sendirian. kamu:
a. nelpon semua temenmu dan memohon buat diajak jalan
b. tidur
c. terisak sendirian meratapi nasib

6. Menurut kamu:
a. superman lebih pinter dari batman
b. batman lebih pinter dari robin
c. robin lebih pinter dari superman

7. Temen kamu naksir celana jins kesayangan kamu. kamu:
a. kasih celana jins itu
b. gak pernah make celana jins itu lagi
c. makin sering make celana jins itu biar dia sirik abis
8. Ada jerawat gedhe di idung temen kamu. kamu:
a. pura-pura ga ngeliat padahal mata kamu ke situ melulu
b. nggak mau ngeliat muka dia sampe jerawatnya ilang
c. ngungkit soal jerawat itu, nasehatin dia soal kebersihan muka.

9. Acara TV favorit kamu:
a. berita
b. sinetron
c. film

10. Temen kamu lagi suntuk dan ngajak karaoke. kamu:
a. langsung setuju dan berniat berpartisipasi aktif
b. ga mau, karena suara temen kamu jelek
c. ngeles karena suara kamu jelek

scoring:
1-9. a=0 b=0 c=0; 10. a=1 b=0 c=0

you score:
0-0,99: maaf, ternyata segala kebaikan kamu belum cukup untuk dianggap teman sejati. yang harus kamu tahu, teman sejati bukan melulu soal terus ada di samping teman kamu ketika dia sedang susah. ingat, kamu bukan babysitter-nya. teman sejati adalah teman yang bisa menerima teman sendiri apa adanya, apakah mukanya jelek atau suaranya fals, dan kamu tidak malu jika dia mengatakan kalo joke kamu garing. jangan patah semangat. teruslah berusaha!

1: jika kamu menemukan sekelompok orang yang tidak malu memperdengarkan dan rela mendengarkan suara fals dan gerakan ngaco bikin sakit mata dalam bilik karaoke, yakinlah bahwa mereka adalah teman sejati yang sesungguhnya. bentuk penerimaan diri orang lain seperti inilah yang menjadi tolak ukur kesejatian pertemanan. selamat!



this quiz is 100% handmade by me. but you may copy it as you please.

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

this feeling

it's a sense that you like every curve of their smile. that their eyes would take you into another world. that their laugh will end the world hunger ... well, at least ours. that you'd gladly do their dishes. that you'd cook for hours for them in a hot kitchen. like it was meant to be. and it's also a sense of knowing that they're not perfect but it's okay. really.

and when you're through with it, shaken up and awaken, every fiber in your body would ache. as if you're addicted to their presence. and without all of those dirty dishes, your existence somehow meaningless. the sun would shine but you can only feel darkness seeping into your hollow soul. and deep down, you'd die the most painful death.

but if asked, upon resurrection, wether you'd do it again, going through the roller coaster of emotions, risking another depression lingers on your doorstep. with some unexplained reasons, you'd agree. maybe it's the elated feeling of belonging. maybe it's the unconditional acceptance. maybe it's the comfort of completion. maybe it's the dirty dishes. maybe you're insane. whatever it is, it makes you have enough courage to risk dying again. you'll probably torch yourself with fire, burn so bright, and fall to the ground to become ashes. you don't care. you'll die harder.

. at 11:32 AM

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Monday, June 09, 2008

word document wallpaper


if you ever just want to stare blankly at your monitor without getting caught daydreaming, this might help.

stuffs you'll need:
1. a report file or any file that would look convincing to be stared at
2. functional print screen button on your keyboard
3. photoshop software
4. show desktop button on your start up bar
5. a desktop or laptop with Windows OS

here's how:
1. open the chosen file. choose a representable page to be reviewed. choose a page full of text, forget any charts, tables, or colorful highlights. you want it to look important, not auspicious.
2. place the arrow cursor on your below right screen.
3. hit the print screen button
4. open the photoshop software. choose new. after the page opens, hit Ctrl+V or go to Edit and choose paste.
5. save it as a jpg file, put it somewhere you'll remember.
6. change your current wallpaper to the new jpg file you've just saved.
7. with the new wallpaper installed, your Show Desktop button can serve as your new panic button too.

next time you're busy playing mini games or just surfing on the net and your boss is coming your way, don't waste your time panicking while closing all the windows. just hit the Show Desktop button and Voila! you're reviewing this month's report!

I got it. You're not that kind of employee. Me neither. It's just something that me and my friends came up with during our lunch hour. But enjoy it anyway.

. at 11:34 AM

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